When I was in nursing school, I used to ask my fellow student to practice drawing blood on me. I know it sounds sadistic, but my intention was a two-fold Silver Lining:
- I wanted to confront my personal fear of needles. I figured that the more times I was stuck, the more used to it I would become. (Yes, my delusions started way before I was diagnosed with F-bomb breast cancer.)
- I also wanted to know what it felt like when people missed a vein. Yes, that’s right, when people missed. I figured that if I knew what it felt like when people missed (it f-bomb hurts, by the way!), that I would be that much more motivated to become the best blood drawer and IV starter that I could be.
While I was also in nursing school, to acquaint myself with the goings on of life on a hospital unit, I became a phlebotomist. I was the person who rolled in the cart of multi-colored vials and needles to collect blood specimens from (usually sleeping) patients. Ohhhhhh, did I ever dread waking patients to stick them.
The Silver Lining was that because of my laser-like focus and intuition, I was able to whisper in their ears, “I’m really good at this and will get your blood on the first stick.” My favorite interactions were when patients asked, “When are you going to stick me?” and I could say to them, “I’m already done.”
Coping mechanisms for needle phobia:
- Tell the phelebotomist (the person who draw your blood) or your nurse.
- Look away or close your eyes. If you’re frightened, why torture yourself by watching?
- Take deep breaths, especially when the needle punctures your skin.
- Allow a maximum of two sticks per person. Hold your ground. Tell the person, “I have a two-stick maximum policy. I’d like another phelebotomist, please.”
- Request that the phlebotomist uses a “butterfly” needle. It is the smallest needle available and just as effective.
- For especially difficult veins, you can request a topical numbing agent (though not all labs have them).
- Busy your mind by counting backwards from some unreasonable number that will actually make you think, e.g., 1,359,112.
- Don’t chat with the phlebotomist. It is important for the person taking aim at your veins to be fully focused on the task at hand.
I hope that these little tips will be a Silver Lining during your next blood draw!